rational fear
1. something big, hairy, and scary. (no, dude, not your p-n-s…i said big 🙂 ) that can actually happen to you, as opposed to an irrational fear.
2. something not physically scary, but mentally terrifying yet very real…like an “aw, sh-t” moment.
examples of rational fears:
that 90 pound rottweiler that’s about to latch onto your -ss like it was a big, meaty, steak.
that 15-year old girl’s father after he found out you were studying anatomy instead of geometry.
worrying that you’re gonna flunk geometry because you were studying anatomy instead of geometry.
#irrational fear #anatomy #geometry #p-n-s
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