Rattles’ Law


a theory proposed by gamesradar.com’s rattlehead stating that the weirder the p-rn is, the less attractive the p-rnstars are.
man 1: “eeewww man, how come whenever i look up scat the girls are always ugly as h-ll?”
man 2: “it is called “rattles’ law”. try looking up normal stuff

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