rautio
n. the ability to create, or the act of creating, success in an otherwise hopeless situation where all others fail.
“last weekend when charlie left the bride standing at the altar the crowd was about to leave when matt stood up from the pew, lifted her veil and gave the bride a preemptive kiss in front of everybody. he said ‘shall we continue?’ (i don’t think she even knew matt) and they got married right there. the reception was a blast and the i think the parents of the bride are happier then they were before… he totally pulled a ‘rautio’…”
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