ravid
a turban-wearing-nympho gypsy who migrated from russia to the friendly confines of the petach tikvah asylum.
a ravid will both predict and supply your wildest fantasies through rain, sleet, or snow.
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-n-s and intestines thereafter, because sh-t looks like chocolate to the people who make this sort of stuff up, and its the c-n-l that the sh-t goes down to come out of you. “so, i heard you like having it up the chocolate c-n-l” “look, i’m not gay, i don’t like you, so just p-ss […]
- Chocolate Cliffhanger
the act in which the woman licks the male’s genitalia whilst the male is defecating on the female’s chin. this is where the “cliffhanger” comes into play. “yo bro, i gave my woman a chocolate cliffhanger last night!
- chocolate jihad
when you are f-cking a jewish chick and you have several friends hiding in the closet. while wrecking -ss your friends sh-t in their hands, jump out and pelt her with the sh-t while yelling die infidel. i was dating a jewish girl friend kept b-tching at me so i decided to give her a […]
- julianne hough
on dancing with the stars. looks about 35 to me, but apparently she’s only 19. ew, julianne hough? she’s old! umm… she’s 19…
- sushi slam
two lesbians slamming their p-ss-es together. i saw the best sushi slamming chicks last night.