Raw Dig
the act of picking, scratching or fingering one’s -sshole with one or more bare fingers for purposes unrelated to s-xual pleasure. performed generally to satisfy an itchy -ss condition or addressing further cleaning after causing b-tt rot. doing a raw dig can result in nail conditions similar to farmer’s nail.
roger took a huge sh-t prior to his daily 5 mile run. about a mile into his run his -ss began to burn and itch from his obviously poor wipe job which resulted in a severe case of b-tt rot. being far from a restroom, roger had no choice but to raw dig it with his index finger to relieve his burning oring.
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