razzle dazzle
an exclamation of joy usually used by middle-aged men at their daughter’s rec soccer games.
child -ssists goal.
“razzle dazzle girls! way to go mustangs!”
–cheers–
extremely flashy .colorful..loud .overkill..shiny ..
he is dressed all razzle dazzle with the diamonds n gold
to show something flashy or fancy that distracts your audience of how terrible something really is.
1. man, the acting in our show is sh-t. good thing we razzle dazzled them with the cool set and lights.
2. my final portfolio i turned in for economics this semester was g-d awful. i razzle dazzled the h-ll out of it though with highlighters so it looks like i took good notes.
1. showy, gaudy
2. adroit deception
they had festooned the house with razzle-dazzle all over.
the razzle dazzle is a glorious s-x act that takes some planning, but the juice is worth the squeeze. first, you must buy glitter, find a crown royal pouch (the one with the drawstring), and find some rope. next, you fill the crown royal bag with glitter, get naked, and tie the bag around your waist. finally, after performing the peter pan on your woman, you pull out, j-zz on her back or face, reach into your pouch and throw the glitter all over her j-zz covered body. you then scream “razzle dazzle b-tch” and storm out of the room. its ok to continue throwing glitter throughout her place and in her closet (never, ever do the razzle dazzle at your own place…glitter is a b-tch to cleanup. women love to cleanup messes anyways).
i razzle dazzled wild cindy last weekend and she loved it. i temporarily blinded her when i threw glitter in her c-m covered eyes and while she was disoriented i tossed glitter around her entire apartment. she had to go to the doctor to get some ointment for her infected eyes. the whole experience really brought us closer together.
verb: to own someone, or tell them who is boss
adjective: awesome or skilled
headshot! i just went razzle dazzle on that b-tch’s -ss!
thomas edison was pretty razzle dazzle at making light bulbs.
razzle-dazzle
n. noisy or showy fuss like wearing too much gold when drunk.
man that clart was a well razzle-dazzle last night.
to be blinded by the light of a lovely goldie lookin chain
“f-ck’n ell clart, tha chain’s a bit razzle dazzle innit”
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