re-assed


a slightly humorous abbreviation of he word “re-ssigned”.

the abbreviation puts an emphasis on the substring “-ss” and promotes the meaning of your -ss changing location (or owner). contrary to you yourself changing owner.

the underlying message could be that re-ssignment happens by looking at some form of objective measure of yourself instead of at you as a person.

or it could be taken to mean simply “re-ssigned”.
in the first episode of “stargate sg1” o’neill recommends a military guy to “get re–ssed to nasa since that’s where all the action’s gonna be”.

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