reading festival
the greatest festival in the u.k. happens once a year normally in summer. lots of great bands play. green day, lost prophets, placebo, the hives, the darkness
and the sh-t get booed off e.g
50 cent
rasmus
reading festival was the nads ^ ^
to quote the bbc website, ‘for carling, the reading and leeds weekend festivals are “very, very simply a brand strategy to recruit young males”. the company wants to attract 25 to 34-year-old men whose main interests are football, music, beer and women.’ and mud.
a: you going to reading festival this weekend?
b: no, it costs £120 and will be very muddy.
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