Reading, Massachusetts
a nice middle cl-ss town just about 20 mins. north of boston in middles-x county where everybody knows everybody and people are way to obsessed with school sports. 90% of the neighborhoods in the town are nice with the exception of the apartment complex on main street and sh-t near the train depot. kids usually drive around on a friday night in their dads bmw or merecedes looking for something to do. cops in reading are complete -ss holes and will pull you over for anything. cops in reading are also hooked on cocaine and hitting on all of the females in the town. reading has 2 highschools – rmhs which is the public school of the town and then you got austin prep : where rich parents send their kids to get a ‘better education’ and to prepare them for college. all in all, reading is a cool place to grow up, full of cool people except the c-ke head cops, but thats besides the point.
bill: where u from?
bob: reading, m-ssachusetts
bill: o yeh, all of your cops are yayo addicts..especially the young ones who pull us teens over for no apparent reason and date highschool girls…
the most boring, sh-t town in all of m-ssachusetts. an utter joke and complete fail of a suburb.
dude from wakefield: duude i’m still stoked from that beast partayy, what did u do friday night?
me: weelll, i live in reading, m-ssachusetts
dude from wakefield: ohh sux man
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