reagan funeral
a huge waste of american money where big headed dead republican ronald reagan’s 200 pound body was brought from california to dc for three days, they had a corny christian funeral (where many had a chance to shoot george w. bush) then brought back to ca where they did the same thing and then he was buried and sent to h-ll.
my mother was watching the reagan funeral all week and i missed south park!
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