Real 80s


a phrase used to reference an object/person/event in a way that appears to be “out of date”. it is a polite way to tell someone there music/hair/car/wardrobe/home electronics/home furnishings are terrible and they need new ones!
glenn: dude,look at that chick over by the bar,she is hot!

longo: dude, look at her hair, she is “real 80s” man. those jeans she has on, in san diego you never see that style, that’s “real 80s”.

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