Real Cold Karl


so your f-cking a girl in the -ss right? meanwhile you sh-t on a plate and stick it in the freezer. then when u are tired of s-x and/or your d-ck is red from abrasion, you proceed to extract the frozen log from the freezer and shove it up the woman’s -ss until it eventually thaws
“i had some corn to eat last night and my “real cold karl” on susy was kinda of lumpy but she still enjoyed it”

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