real life cold call



a fun game to play with your friends. the goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. when they turn around, you say a generic cold call.
person one: “hey bro. watch this.”

person two: “alright.”

*person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

person three: “huh?”

person one: “have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? if so, you may be ent-tled to financial compensation.”

person two: “cl-ssic. you just pulled a real life cold call.”

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