Real Life

worst mmo ever.so, starting from the beginning.you cannot customize your character at the start of the game ,it gets auto generated for you. everyone by default starts as a warrior cl-ss , and you’re not able to change it until you’ve played the game long enough.the tutorial last 18 years or longer, and you can’t skip it.after the tutorial is over you have to select a profession. you’ll get a limited amount of choices ,depending on how well you did in the tutorial.the most overpowered cl-ss is politician.they have these god d-mn crowd control abilities which can affect thousand of players at once.most of the trolls in the game go for this profession.after you’ve chosen the profession ,it’s all grinding until the end of the game.this game is not free ,do not believe the false advertis-m-nts!there are hidden fees ,called taxes which you have to pay. if you don’t pay this fee ,your characters armor automatically becomes dirty rags of the hobo ,your house turns into flimsy cardboard box and your mount becomes rusty shopping cart.the pvp sucks -ss. most of the time a single hit is enough to kill someone. all the weapons are overpowered, there are even weapons which can wipe out entire cities. oh and if you insist on doing pvp ,you can’t do it anywhere. doing pvp in the wron zone will aggro the police.if you ignore them or use you weapon , you will most likely aggro even more of them ,or even have elites like “swat” or “fbi” attack you.
oh and the worst part about the pvp in this game is that you can’t resp-wn once you die.well , actually there was this one guy who resp-wned , but he had one of the game developers help him. and even then it took a couple of days for the guy to resp-wn… as an aftermath , a bunch of people created one of the many factions called “christians” . now the factions are arguing among each other which game developer is cooler.

man , i can’t wait for a patch for real life. the current version sucks…. well it is better than patch “world war v2” but it still blows
i don’t know. tell me where to download it, and i’ll check it out.
good grief! i can’t believe no one already said this.
1) n. your actual life, not your internet one. irl – in real life.
2) n. a comic by greg dean.
1. what did you do in real life today?
2. have you read real life at www.reallifecomics.com yet?
the period in between lag spikes on ragnarok online.
1) “the server’s lagging again! time for real life.”
a world with no admin controls.
real-life? where can i download that?
the first part of your life that gives you the most pleasure and has the most meaning the rest of which is more or less just waiting to die. the part of your life up to college. there will be no more drugs,f-cking hot women ect. and you have to say goodby to most of your friends.
“i’m graduating my real life is over. now i will have to get married and be bored out of my f-cking mind by f-cking only one woman for the rest of my life. i will have to get a job i f-cking hate and work my f-cking b-tt off to raise some kids who a blame me for all the f-cking troubles in there life!”
and that is an example of real life.
what’s happening when you’re not living your second life®.
“my real life sucks. i’ll get a second life®.”

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