real lifed


when you bring someone’s bit off stage
jonny: “paul mcartney’s coming to town”

billy: “give it up you shmuck half the beatles died it wasn’t a tragedy it was a hint”

freddie: “hey that’s my bit… i also hate myself”

billy real lifed freddie to feel better about himself

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