Realigaytion


when you realize you’re gay at an inconvenient time
i had a realigaytion that i was a lesbian when i was giving him a handjob on his boat.

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  • Roeing

    inserting airsoft pellets into a male urethra during a s-xual act. usually in conjunction with a c-ck ring or other restrictive penile device to help prevent the pellets from reaching the bladder. the pellets are removed or expelled during -j-c-l-t–n resembling fish roe. i was roeing with 8mm pellets last night, and managed to shoot […]

  • rohanned

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