Realistic Randy


any s-x move that consists of the use of a curling iron, a little blue pill, salsa, motor oil, -n-l beads, painters tape, a 1967 penny, a finger from a broken statue, or a slinky dog(like from the movie toy story.)
bro 1: “dude i gave this girl a realistic randy last night.”
bro 2: ” really what objects did you use?”
bro 1: ” i tied her down with the slinky dog, shoved the 1967 penny in her mouth, poured a little salsa in her mouth then covered her mouth with painters tape. then proceeded to pop the pill myself, applied the motor oil as lube, stuck the curling iron in her vajay… dont worry it was on low, and then finished by f-cking her in the -ss.”
bro 2: “what kind of salsa did you use?”

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