reality check
a word or phrase used to bring a person back into the life of those around them, sometimes used to smash hopes and dreams.
sean: everyone is mean to me. i am perfect. i don’t understand why people say bad things about me.
jeremy: sean, look at what you say to people. n-body likes you for a reason!
a confirmation of facts, especially to combat malicious rumors, stand ground against excessive idealism, or dispel fantasies
many politicians could use a reality check.
a new york state-based youth anti-smoking organization that uses the same manipulative tactics to attract teens that they denigrate big tobacco for. they have a branch in every county in new york state. the organization and its representatives tend to be hypocritical, self-righteous, and defensive when contradicted. currently involved in a censorship campaign to ban instances of smoking from movies, without any regard for the sanct-ty of the art.
most kids just go to reality check events for the free stuff.
original definition: a test to determine if one is dreaming.
i figured that i might be dreaming, so i looked at a sign, closed my eyes, and envisioned the words changing. when i opened my eyes, the words were the same, so the result of my reality check was positive.
finally realizing your life sucks more than you actually thought.
man 1: i was hanging in this great cardboard box the other day!
man 2: reality check
man: wow i am a hobo after all. my mom was right
refering to people who think that their sh-t doesn’t stink… you would insert your finger into their -n-s and remove your finger and place it below their nostril to remind them their sh-t in fact does stink.
tim: i think gayle is being a real b-tch tonight, she says shes too good for coors.
freddie: yeah that skeezer needs a serious reality check son.
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