realspeak


a literary style characterized by usage of everyday slang words accompanied by a colloquial spelling system
instead of the typical mainstream literary style – do you want to come tonight. it will be awfully splendid. writing in realspeak you would have – comin b-tch. its gonna be awesome.
speaking to friends in a coherent manner; getting a point across with lucid clarity.
“we never speak in realspeak anymore..all we say are stupid catch-phrases and in jokes that pertain to life!”

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