Realtimer
a person who intentionally watches tv shows (and commercials) without the use of a dvr, usually for the purpose of self-aggrandizement by spoiling the plot for everyone else.
realtimer: dude, did you see the new lost last night?
normal: no, i dvr’d it and plan to check it out this weekend.
realtimer: ok, but the twist this episode is…
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