realtorbation


the act, typically performed by a realtor, of dressing up a sh-t real estate listing using any combination of nonsense, bad grammar, all caps, and cliches.
hey dude check out this real estate listing:

model very rarely on the maeket for sale, beautiful one story home, only garage attached with the other house’s garage, no interior wall has attached. two bedrooms plus a small office or den, large size living and dinging room,nice kitchen with open to dining room, breakfast counter, and a lots cabinets. master bedroom has franch door to the back yard, spicel designed tile in living room, dining and kitchen, carpet in bedrooms, woodshutters. it is a very beautiful home, nice, clean, well kept. just like a detached home.two carage.

holy sh-t bud i’ve never realtorbation like that before…

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