reapers
the immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark sp-ce. we have dismissed that claim.
turian councilor: ah yes, “reapers”!
the immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark sp-ce. i have dismissed this claim.
ah yes, “reapers” (insert airquotes)
someone who brings death
a bit of advice: follow the reaper it will do well for you, death will come faster
folllow the reaper
somone who has not refined the concept of joke making at the appropriate time
-the killing of a joke- “reaper!!”
to be a reaper is to smoke ciggarettes and or hookah and brag about it on facebook. to be an reaper, you must brag about things that are not worthy of being talked about.
reaper: yo man i just had a hookah session with my homies.
person: i dont give a f-ck…
reaper: my impala is faster than your lamborghini.
person:…
the trademark, self-complacent phrase often yelled loudly over the microphone by internet personality xreap3rzz (a.k.a. jack mark) on scoring an amazing feat in call of duty. (i.e. killstreak, multi-kill, headshot, defuse, crossmap etc.)
randy n00b: holy s–t! he just got a multi-kill!
xreap3rzz: reapers!
the act of farting and one of two or both things happen:
1. you physically damage your underwear,causing them death
2. you have a oily discharge,causing them death
footnote: if you have a oily discharge you reserve the right to turn underwear inside out resulting in a “reaper with a front flip”
“dude i ripped one last night and f-cking tore my unders’. a f-ckin reaper man, a f-ckin reaper. only got 2 pairs left now.”
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