when you come back from being discombobulated.
i was discombobulated but i’m good now, all recombobulated.
- testicular l*sso
a feat that requires the presence of male genitalia, and a wild bull. a male is walking down a gravel road. he then spots a wild bull. the male cautiously, and stealthily, sneaks over to the bull before ripping his pants off, frantically yanks on his scr-t-m to allow enough slack to tie a l-sso […]
the greatest of names. a much better version of jessica. jessakah is original. one of a kind. stands out from the crowd. everyone wants to be jessakah. they never will be as awesome. just the facts. jessakah is the greatest person ever!
yeah it’s just a combination of smart + sneaky. some companies will keep a long-terminated employee’s email address as a way to capture spam and so when it recieves an email, it auto-block the spammers for all the other employees. gotta say that’s pretty smeaky. the smell of sodden old wetsuits or similar garments. (derogatory) […]
a name of j-panese origin. often related with males of the h-m-s-xual, and small d-cked nature. “yuichi has nothing in his pants”
- morton, wa
morton, wa is a small redneck hick town in washington. you can find a lot of old cranky -ss people and a lot of pot head hoodlums running the streets. morton is known for its easy access to meth and other drugs. morton is know for its high volume of teenage wh-r-s that f-ck eachother […]