Reconnaissance Fart
a small fart released prior to releasing the complete fart to test the volume and potency of the stench while in the company of others.
i had to do a reconnaissance fart while i was sitting at dinner with my girlfriend and her parents because i wasn’t sure if it was going to smell like -ss.
Read Also:
- fuckoffosphere
the dizzy heights of power. “you’ve entered the f-ckoffosphere. congratulations”
- rectopewembedophobia
the non-irrational fear of having a church pew embedded in one’s r-ct-m. ever since she bruised her tailbone by accidentally sitting down hard on the edge of a church pew, her rectopewembedophobia was difficult to overcome.
- Bazooka fish
huge c-ck that will smack you; usually larger than 10in omg that guy has a bazooka fish -yea i know, it bulges out like crazy
- Bitcharay
biggest b-tch ever. she radiates b-tchiness from her essence. person 1: dude, this sam b-tch is the biggest b-tch ever person 2: yeah, she’s a b-tcharay
- bazookad
a state of being where someone is so drunk that they are past being gunned or drunk, they’re bazookad. garrett was so bazookad, he peed in the corner!