rectal raisin


when you’re taking a sh-t and you have that one last p–p hanging from your r-ct-m and you have to sway your b-tt back and forth on the toilet seat to get it out;
i.e. that sh-t that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger
sam: ‘oh, sh-t! this rectal raisin is actually killing me!

cr-p, it got on my finger!’

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