rectal ranger

(n.) sl.
1. one who persues -n-l s-x for s-xual pleasure or curiosity.
2. a h-m-s-xual male.
3. a proctologist.

this term may have come about after the likes of 2005’s brokeback mountain–a film that depicts gay s-x as a more pastoral undertaking.

“rectal ranger” can first be sited in 2005’s pretty persuasion soon after brokeback mountains debut:

“these teachers, you know, hear it–these f-cking dyk-s, lesbians, these feminists in the school system with their rectal-ranger buddies, you know; ‘oh, it’s the parents’ fault, it’s the upbringing.’ right. as if, what, kids couldn’t inherently be f-cking complete -ssholes on their own?”
susie: “i bet you and your rectal ranger buddies always know how to p-ss the time when you’re hunting for deer.”

bob: “…shut up…we don’t have s-x.”
a person usually male who likes to have fun via other mens -n-l p-ssage. inserting himself into the rear, therefore making him a rectal ranger. sometimes used as an insult to a straight guy, another word for gay or queer.
“shut the f-ck up eddie you’re such a rectal ranger.
a man who pursues adventures, escapades, or shenanigans in the rectal area of another man. also may be used to describe the “double life” of a man who is married with kids, but secretly is a b-tt pirate with other men at night and on business trips
john is so obviously a rectal ranger. i mean, hes more addicted to -ss than one of those scat freaks!
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john is such a rectal ranger when he is in the club lookin for some -ss