rectal rocket


hamburgers from white castle. also known as “sliders”.
i ran to the sh-tter and blew major -ss all over because of the rectal rockets from an hour earlier.
when your p-n-s is _quickly_ thrusted in someone’s -n-s, it becomes a rectal rocket
“dayum! joe’s c-ck was a rectal rocket last night!” – jane
a rectal rocket is when a constipated individual uses a bottle rocket to “blast” the p–pbout of his -n-s.
person a. dah h-ll you doin with dat rocket person b. uses it to rectal rocket the sh-t out person a. …dah f-ck is wrong wit u?!!

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