rectal

rectal is deeper than -n-l. in other words, someone who is rectal pays far deeper attention to detail than someone who is -n-l.
person1: this is ridiculous. i have to get all the points right to p-ss the test?

person2: yeah, and to make it worse, if you mispr-nounce one word or if you take too long or too short of a break in between, you fail.

person1: that’s unfair! why is the teacher so -n-l?

person2: she’s more than just -n-l. she’s rectal!
when someone walks behind another person, puts their thumb, index finger, and middle finger together and swings it forward into the other person’s -n-s. they will sometimes lift you up or move their fingers around. they will also most likely yell, rectaaaaal!!!
-troy sneaks up behind jay and jams his finger’s in his brute -ss-
troy: rectal!!!
jay: f-cker!
when someone is not only being -n-l retentive, but is also being an -sshole about it.
are you some kind of idiot? i said i wanted diet c-ke with light ice and two lemon wedges. this clearly has medium ice and only one lemon wedge. let me talk to your manager!

jeez, gordon ramsey, you don’t have to be so rectal about it.
a.k.a. sliders. a greesy late night mini-hamburger, most likely purchased from white castle, usually causing severe pelvic discomfort and bowel instability when consumed.
man, i’m drunk and it doesn’t look like i’m gonna get laid, let’s go get some rectals!
of or to do with the -sscrack
john is a f–king rectal rim polisher!!