Rectalpedia Britannica


the repository for wildly inaccurate and/or grossly erroneous information frequently used by people attempting to provide an answer for something that they clearly do not know the answer to and/or for which they are obviously unqualified to answer but are too ignorant to admit it.

when expressing incredulity at a persons response to a question it is the more subtle and polite way to inform or identify an answer to a question that is clearly inaccurate by stating that the person must have gotten that answer from their rectalpedia britannica aka “they pulled it out of their -ss.”
ken:”christine just asked me why i was not partic-p-ting in the breast cancer awareness in the office and then she told me that breast cancer is the number one killer of men over the age of 35.”

david: “what did you tell her?”

ken: “i told her that was completely ludicrous.”

david: “yeah, no doubt another answer she pulled from her rectalpedia britannica.”

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