rectangular orgasm


rectangular -rg-sms: adj: when a woman sleeps with the office nerd to get ahead in her career and actually enjoys it
jane: so janet i heard you slept with bob from the office to try and get a promotion, did it work?

janet: i don’t know what it was all i can say is i had a rectangular -rg-sm…

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