Rectillious Dildous Maximus


the t-rex of all d-ld-s. the prophecy is said that such a d-ld- still exists to mankind today. this d-ld- is said to be “harder to find than the holy grail”. in order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and p-ss through the initiation of sucking satans th-rny c-ck.
person 1: hey man wanna go find the rectillious d-ld-us maximus?

person2: h-ll to the no! im not sucking no th-rny c-ck u f-g!

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