Rectum Cake
this is very simple people. imagine a sauerbraten, but smelly and with the consistency of any of the following:
-cheesecake
-kit kat bars
-a human finger
-etc (not too hard, not too soft)
now picture this substance coming out of a h-m–erectus’ naughty spot (the bung cavity / choco-puddin’ zone / r-ct-m / sphinctrum-oreolis).
finally, imagine this object smelling somewhat like a horse’s baby-making-area. if one is unfamiliar with this scent, simply take a whiff after you go choco-potty (dropping the yong’uns off at le pool).
this, my friends, is r-ct-m cake
jordan: ‘mitch-ll, what’s that smell?’
jesse: ‘yeah it stinks’
nolan: ‘mitch-ll tell me you didn’t just-‘
mitch-ll: ‘yep, i made r-ct-m cake! dig in!’
nolan: why did you ruin my carpet ?!?!
michael the happy squirrel left the presence of mitch-ll due to the spliff-ge of his r-ct-m cake.
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