rectum plectrum
pick or plec (guitar-style) used to (s-d-stically) play one’s rectrum.
john: i was thinking of buying some -ssless chaps, and also a r-ct-m plectrum. what do you think?
dude: uh, ok, dude starts running as fast as he can in the opposite direction.
a plural of r-ct-m plectrum. used for (s-d-stically) picking or plec’ing a collection of r-ct-ms. usually as part of a multi-male circle jerk (2 or more).
john: hey guys, i picked a pack of r-ct-m plectrums from the local sado shop. you want in?
dudes: um, no thanks — as they start running as fast as they can in the other direction.
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