rectum ranger


one who goes on voyages in another mans -ss. usally on a boyscout trip.

man aj is such a r-ct-m ranger. the way he looks at those boys.
b-tt pirate or b-m bandit
jim is a full-on r-ct-m ranger
one who follows the code of the r-ct-m and fights the evil forces of dingleberries!
only one man can save us now….the r-ct-m ranger!
kyle blunt.
kyle blunt was walking through the hallway, scouting for a new man. “wow look at kyle hes such a r-ct-m ranger”
(noun) someone who rapes another person in the -ss.

other examples include “b-tt pirate” and “-ss explorer
-“i was attacked by a large, creepy, r-ct-m ranger.”
a man who keeps patrol of his boyfriend’s -sshole. often used in canada.
“is that a mountie over there in the forest?”

“no billy, it’s my r-ct-m ranger”

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