Rectumpense


when one person gives another person -n-l s-x “to make hole” after suffering a tort. a legal form of rest-tution in some states.

see mcgroin vs. brown
jason mcgroin, a mechanic, accepted an offer to fix emily brown’s car after emily alluded to paying with s-xual favors. emily did not put out, and jason sued for r-ct-mpense. the supreme court ruled in mcgroin’s favor, holding that emily’s implied bl-wj-b, with interested, equated to -n-l s-x.

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