rectus expellarum


a spell used at hogwart’s causing one’s opponent to begin sh-tting uncontrolably, often with violence. usually results in dehydration.
voldemorte was taken by surprise when harry potter shouted rectus expellarum!!!, as a result, the death eaters were covered in sh-te like an audience at a galagher performance.

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