Red Arrows

(or red arrowsed)

the art of farting whilst in movement or stationary and then moving to leave a red arrows-esque wake in you trail.
“i just red arrowsed the staff room”
the act of pulling a tampon from a woman during her menstrual cycle. the man/woman then proceeds to suck the bl–dy tampon.
that was the most digusting red arrow i’ve ever seen. it was nearly as bad as 2g1c.
the act of smearing tabasco sauce on ones shaft and entering either the -n-s or v-g-n-. causes great discomfort.

ideal for revenge s-x or breakup s-x, or indonesian prost-tute s-x.

if you are the one delivering the special delivery, be sure to wear at least one condom.
hawkie- ” isnt that your ex? ”

jules- “yeah…”
hawkie- “she doesn’t look to good, she can barely walk”
bo- “yeah, me and jules red arrowed that slurry”
hawkie- “poor b-tch”
the precision aerobatics display team of the royal air force. widely regarded as one of, if not the best display team in the world. their most famous manouver is almost undoubtedly the ‘diamond 9’ formation.
the red arrows use bae hawk trainer jets that are light, nimble and agile. their livery is, unsurprisingly, red.
often use red, white and blue smoke trails to create mesmerizing effects.
another famous manouver, so exciting it is now used by other aero-display teams as well, is the high-speed p-ss, whereby two jets speed directly towards eac other from opposite ends of the airfield, seemingly on a collision course. as they meet in the center, the jets tip their wings 90 degrees in opposing directions, and by so doing p-ssing each other with inches to spare.
the red arrows, in displays, are absolutely stunning. undoubtedly one of the list of 50 things to do/see before you die!!
as with most office slang, the term “red arrow” can mean almost anything you want and fluctuates within the context that it is used. generally speaking it means to redirect something as an avoidance of taking on a task, but has also been used in terms of a rushed job that requires immediate attention.
“i don’t feel like dealing with all this paper work, i’m gonna go ahead and red arrow this over to someone else so i can make happy hour.”
or
“this was supposed to be dealt with yesterday, you better red arrow this over to marketing asap!”