red as a baboon’s arse


similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. as if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring.
after i sh-gged that b-tch dry my c-ck was as red as a baboon’s -rs-!

driver: but officer, the lights were amber!
cop: bullsh-t mother f-cker! it was red as a baboon’s -rs-!

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