Red Balloon Party


meaning that one is not pregnant; throwing a metaphorical party in celebration of getting your period instead of a baby.
guy 1: so how did things go with jessica? is she pregnant?
guy 2: nah man, it’s all good. we’re throwing a red balloon party this month.

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