Red Beard’s Delight
what you get when you eat a girl out when she’s on her period and period blood gets into your beard…or on your face…inspired by the pirate red beard…
ahh man, my girl’s been pretty b-tchy lately…most dudes would complain, but i can dig it because it means that soon i can get red beard’s delight…ahhh yeah
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