Red Bull
chuck norris’ urine.
chuck norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. we know this beverage as red bull.
popular energy drink sporting the small 8oz blue and chrome tartan cans and the catchphrase ‘red bull gives you wiiiings!’
derived from the liquid oxygen fuel of nasa booster rockets.
frank: “why is there blood all over the walls?”
will: “tommy had too many red bulls. he kept running around like a maniac smashing himself into this and that before he finally combusted outside.”
energy drink that is great when mixed with an alcholic beverage. the combonation is guaranteed to get you f-cked up!
“red bull, its crack in a can!”
-dave chapelle
the drink of engineering students.
“look at those engies, they’re slamming that red bull down by the carton”
cocaine in a can!
a.k.a. canned speed
like cocaine, red bull helps sober me up.
crack in a can. this stuff really does give you wings. don’t drink it with alchohol…unless your ready for a acidic high…it’s good sh-t
i took a sip of red bull and before i knew it i was streaking on the lawn with cinderblocks on my feet.
it gives you wiings!
accorinding to the commercials
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