Red Cactus


1)red cactus is a slang term for vaginitis, a redenning and inflamation of the v-g-n-. red cactus, like most slang, can be used to degrade or embar-ss someone.

2)red cactus can also be a term for a wh-r- or prost-tute. it can also be used to dicribe a woman that is “an easy f-ck” or someone that you can get to have some sort of s-xual intercourse with you because of the possibility of her having a v-g-n-l disease suck as, previousely mentioned, vaginitis.
1) doctor: i’m sorry, cara, you have red cactus.

cara: huh?

doctor: you have vaginitis.

2) jordan: omg, look at cara! she’s such a red cactus! i mean, look at all the guys checking her out!

sidney: ikr, she dresses like a total wh-r-!

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