Red Carl


mostly found in communist china or soviet union, the “red carl” is the glorious act of taking a bl–dy, squirting, hole burning sh-t onto the face of a partner. covering both the mouth and eyes.
jon: hey keith, that red carl you gave malloy was amazing.
keith: why thank you jonathan i had been saving that one up for 3 weeks. i really think malloy enjoyed it.
malloy: keith, your red carl made me want more, how about now….

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