Red Eyed & Branded


when a female responds to s-xual invitation by pretending to begin perform a bl-w j-b, while in actuality moving a knee into position slam into the males genitals. after testicular incapacitation the woman maces the man’s face. optionally followed by “branding” in the form of minor genital mutilation to symbolize promiscuity.
don’t worry! no one else will want that manwh-r-. he’s been red eyed & branded.

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