red gems
when a certain member of the h-llfire klub, the scryers realm, bangs a chick in the p–p chute, and then says, “heya b!”
after the chick in question defecates, the resulting fecal matter will be covered in her blood, thus deeming it ‘red gems’.
batfish laughed after banging the chick in the rear, as she cr-pped out red gems.
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