Red Grasshopper Suprise


if a chick is receiving c-n-l-ng-s and the pleasurer is not performing up to standards, the receiver taps the pleasurer on the head then slaps them in the face with a piece of pizza!
how’d ya go last night?

he didn’t have a clue what to do so i gave him the red gr-sshopper suprise!

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