Red Haired Master


the wise uncle meenan, that works diligantly at champs sports and helps the corporation conquer the shoe industry one foot at a time, while protecting its “friendly hero” from malicious phone calls.
meenan: “thank you for calling champs sports where all shoes are buy one get one half off, this is the red haired master how may i help you.”

prank caller: “ooooooooo, oooooooo, ooooooooooo, badbababapap meenans lovin it, meennana hop, meenana hop, meenana meenan meennana hop.”

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