Red light suicide


to do one red light suicide is to run across the side of the street that is currently closed, press the pedestrian b-tton and run back to the other side of the street and press that b-tton. this can be done in hopes that the light will change faster. if you are very desperate you can preform a green light suicide along with a red light suicide to improve the chances that the light will change. to measure physical improvement, see how many you can do before the light changes or before you get hit by a car and keep trying to improve your score at the same intersection. notice: this is illegal, dangerous and is sweeping the nation!!
oh god i’m so out of shape, i could only do one red light suicides before that bus dragged me through three intersections. the antonym for red light suicide is a green light suicide.

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