red monkey


person, that (freshly) got shot down; derived from the denim brand “red monkey”, that’s currently popular amongst the rap community…
“…leavin’ eight n-gg-s bl–dy, when i’m call ’em red monkey…” (extract of 40 cal.’s part of “gettin money” from the diplomats feat. j.r. writer & 40 cal.)
to eliminate the humorous value of a joke due to blatant overuse and terrible timing.
okay, you totally redmonkeyed that joke.
adj. extremely unfunny; unsuccessfully attempting to display wit or humor.
no one in the room laughed at the horrible comedian’s redmonkey joke.
typically described as sneakers of the bathing apes brand and is known for being real fresh.
“… n-gg- this how we do, red monkeys bathin apes someone call the d-mn zoo!” – chip tha ripper
redmonkey – slur

(noun) a person that is so f-cking pathetic he/she makes references to no longer humorous, or a person who finds originally funny jokes and then promptly shoots them in the face and mutilates any former humor the joke had.
thank you redmonkey for completely killing that joke!
a person lacking any and all self-confedence who manafests pointless topics on internet message boards as a defence mechagnism to the disorder.
any redmonkey post/topic.
1.noun. to be a closet h-m-s-xual
2.adj/noun. to be or resemble the looks or qualities of a douche
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