Red Sling


to complete a “red sling” follow these steps:
1.if your lucky enough to stumble upon a friends moms red thong pick it up.
2.hide it behind your back and call friend over.
3.once in range throw red thong at friends face.
4.upon impact begin laughing as you have just completed the fabled red sling.
zack shouts: “josh come here for a second!”
josh: “what ma..-hit in face with red thong-”
zack: “hahah red sling beeeyyyoootttcchhhhh!!”
josh: “your f-ckin weird man..”
zack: “i’m not the one sniffin my mom’s underwear haha”
josh: “whatever..”

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